Steven Dalton
Film Manifesto
1. Film shall
be separate from movies. Film will be for intellectual enjoyment while
movies will be for numbing the mind. Film will be any motion picture
that sparks an emotion.
2. Film can be a movie but a movie can not be
a film
3. A film shall consist of three dimensional characters
4. A film
should be used to further intellectual achievement.
5. Films will also
further technological advancements.
6. Theatres will charge no more then
five dollars to the public so they may enjoy the films.
7. The academy
should be disbanded and should be left to a public vote fro what films
receive awards.
8. It is a requirement that a film will be enjoyed with
a big tub of popcorn
9. Music in films will not be trashy but instead,
match the emotion of the picture.
10. No cellular devices will be permitted
into the theatres, persons who are caught with these devices shall be
given thirty lashes with the nine tails.
